Let's discuss right and left, you're right, I left!
I'm lost. I've gone to look for myself, so if I get back before I
return, please ask me to wait.
I'm currently avoiding someone, and if i dont answer you
back, IT'S YOU!
me no here...me go bye...leave a message...me reply.
I'll be back soon. I'm out in the backyard goat farming. Crazy goats.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get
back to you...
LIFE IS BORING HIT IT WITH A STICK AND WATCH IT RUN......IM AWAY RIGHT NOW CHASIN IT
I'm not really away...... Your computer is LYING to you!!!!
When your not looking, this message is in spanish.
brb.....that tree outside looks lonely....went to give it
a hug!!
with an x and an o I'm sorry to announce but this little
chick has got to bounce! so with a hug and a kiss I'm out like this.
I'm not available right now so please leave your name, number, and address and
I will STALK you later
Running around in circles really fast.
i was here but now im gone i left my name to turn you on
I tried to count the ways you've made me smile, but then I realized...
I can't count that high.
THINKING... Don't worry I thought ahead this time. I took
advil to spare myself any further pain...
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one,
Madonna doesn't have one, the Pope has one - but he never uses it, Bill Clinton has one and he uses it all the time "I swear
he doesn't look like me!" says Clinton! What is it? . . . . . . It's a last name, were you thinking of somethin else
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
Since cats always land on their feet and jelly bread always
lands jelly-side down, what happens if you tie jelly bread to the back of a cat?
You know those dreams where you're naked in public?...
Well unless
I actually want to live one of those I've got to do some laundry.
Why spend your time being mad or sad when it is much more fun to be happy!
I'm playing a very tricky game that I can't pause. It's the game
of love.
WEEKEND HOMEWORK- (noun) Punishment by teachers after you've spent
35 hours in school and even more doing homework on weeknights. (see evil, corruped, sinful, etc)
67% of americans say "I LOVE YOU" to someone everyday. Yet
only 20% mean it!
Don't go for looks, they can decieve. Don't go for wealth, even that
fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it only takes a smile to make a dark day seem bright.
school-n.-(skool)-1.place where parents force kids to go to learn
math and other boring crap, which is where i am now. --see unfair, stupid, and screwed up.
Life is not like a pencil, if you make a mistake,it can't be erased. Life
is more like a pen, you canse use white out to cover it up , but you'll always be reminded of the spot where u made a mistake
.....
Hey Im not here but press a number (u can do more then 1) and Ill
get back to you!!
press 1 if you just want to talk
press 2 if your mad at me
press 3 if you had a question 4 me
press
4 if you wanted to ask me out
press 5 if you love me
press 6 if you hate me
press 7 if your a freak
press 8 if
im a freak
press 9 if youve ever warned me
press 10 if you think YOUR BF/GF'S NAME is hott (Ill kill you!!)
press
11 for other
K, so leave a number!!
